I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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