We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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