...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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