i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i barfeds in our rink
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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