I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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