What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
BRING THE BAGELS
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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