So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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