i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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