Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
