Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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