I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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