why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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