forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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