So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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