Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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