You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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