There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize