she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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