i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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