He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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