I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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