My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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