Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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