he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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