Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have already put on my inside pants.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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