Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Actions speak louder than pants.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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