ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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