I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
only you would photoshop your dick
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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