Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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