do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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