Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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