don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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