There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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