i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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