what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
God, I missed his penis.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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