Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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