Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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