Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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