They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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