I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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