I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
