if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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