Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
His nipple licking is glorious
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