I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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