mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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