I think I won the penis lottery.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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