i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
