Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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