i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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