Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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