Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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