So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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