Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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