After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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