At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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